(Harley and Deadpool) The hit (Complete)

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  Deadpool p.o.v

I was driving back to my apartment when I heard Harley shifting. "I know your awake back there" I told her. She pretended to be a sleep. That would be a smart move if i was kidnapping her which technically I'm not kidnapping her, I think. She grabbed a knife and slit my throat. I fell lifelessly in my seat Pretending to be dead I fooled her for a few seconds before I got back up. "Thought your so smart finding that knife I left it there on purpose." She started to freak out, like big time. Yelling help I had to hit her over the head knocking her out and take her back to my place. I was staying in an old apartment not too far from where I found Harley. When I pulled up I noticed movement I'm my front window.
Get out your gun you moron
Good Idea. I grabbed my gun and threw Harley over my shoulder. I walked the stairs all the way to my apartment. Harley stirred a bit but didn't wake up. With the gun still in my hand I slowly open the door. I heard noise coming from my bed room. I set Harley down on the couch and took out one my katanas. I am ready. I walked into my room to find ......... My friend peter going thought my movies "why are you here how'd you get in" "one I wanted to borrow a movie and second I stole a spare key from you last time I was here. I walked him to the living room. "Who is she I've never seen you with her before ?" He asked gesturing towards Harley. She looked like she was sleeping I decided not to tell him she was actually knocked out."Her name  is Harley" I told him. "Why is she here" he asked as he sat down next to her trying not to wake her."she's pregnant" I said as if it were normal.
"Great job Wade you never learn" he said almost yelling."your hopeless Wade" he said quietly. "Hey i'm not the one who got her pregnant." I said angrily. It took me 20 mins to explain everything that happens starting with me receiving he hit. "Oh sorry we got yelling at you I get it now. Sorry again." I asked him if he wanted to stay and watch a movie. "What about her" peter asked. I told him not to worry. We started JAWS bit didn't finish it breviary Harley started to wake up. I got up and looked the door and windows. And started to tye Harley up. "What the fuck Wade" peter said. I gave him one of those 'I'm serious and do what I'm doing' looks he started tying her up. We carried her to a chair then stepped to the chair. About 1 minute and a half she was fully awake and boy did I regret hitting her on the head. She was pissed.