(Harley and Deadpool) The hit (Complete)

Mary Jane ?

4 weeks later

Deadpool P.O.V

It's 4 am and Someone's pounding in the door I'm so tired that I never would have known if Harley haden't
Come and wake me telling me to go deal with it. She sleeps on the couch
Unfortunately
Yes it's very unfortunate but as I was saying It probably woke up Harley a while now I'm just putting on pants  to go talk to the werido Stalker at my door. It was peter, but why why at four in the mourning. I invited him in he looks sad
He dose look sad but why ? " Mary Jane" he said lightly crying, something was terribly wrong " kicked me out my own apartment " but why would she do that.'' I asked he didn't answer. Probably need some Time alone I take Harley's have and lead her out of the room into the kitchen " hey let go of me " she complained I told her my plan to let peter stay with me. " I know you don't like peter but- " " I hate him more then I hate you so" she must really hate him. But how will peter stay here if Harley had couch I can probably clear a space on the floor for him. Him and Harley sharing the couch would be bad Harley Hates him for some reason and I think peter might like Harley and I need to keep him from stealing my girl. I have Harley in the bag I know she likes me deep, down I mean who doesn't. I lead Harley to my room I told her to study the and went to talk to peter. " Hey Peter wanna talk " He nodded "so you can start talking I guess " I obviously wasn't good at this but I didn't care Peter was upset. He told me what happened, Mary Jane told peter they needed some time apart and kicked him out of his own apartment. Sad thing really "you can stay with me peter you bring any of your stuff with you?" He shook his head. I offered to help him get it and we left.
Probably should have not left Harley alone
She will be fine, I hope. "Wade if you are sleeping In the bedroom and Harley is sleeping on the couch then where will I sleep? I can sleep in the pull out couch with Harley-" "no" I interrupted And left it at that. Food he like Harley cause Harley is mine, wait I have an idea " you can sleep on the couch I'll just have Harley sleep with me. Problem solved" I said and and parked the car in front of Peters apartment