Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*
Taurus: SHIT MAN
Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR
Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*
Leo: screams while lying face down in a bed
Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES
Libra: goodbye cruel world
Scorpio: *rips door off the hinges* NO MORE
Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP
Capricorn: *bites their fist* no I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken
Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE
Pisces: BUT WHY ME

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zodiac signs :)
Randomthis is just another zodiac book so........ I'm sorry this is my first book and i'm new to the cover thing:)