WHAT THE SIGNS SAY WHEN THEY STUB THEIR TOE....

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Aries: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT *breaks down the door*

Taurus: SHIT MAN

Gemini: FIGHT ME YOU STUPID DOOR

Cancer: FUCK *sobs* YOU *sobbing intensifies*

Leo: screams while lying face down in a bed

Virgo: THIS WOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED IF I HAD BEEN WEARING SHOES

Libra: goodbye cruel world

Scorpio: *rips door off the hinges* NO MORE

Sagittarius: *hits the door* STOP

Capricorn: *bites their fist* no I'm fine I swear it's totally not broken

Aquarius: THAT DOOR WASN'T THERE BEFORE

Pisces: BUT WHY ME

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