Aries: One two three four I declare a war on *flips coin* ENGLAND (or whatever country you want)
Taurus: And uh, to celebrate um, the third day this week without rain, WE SHALL FEAST.
Gemini: Tell the King of Spain to fuck with me because I don't care about this trading policy.
Cancer: Have a town meeting. I want to hold every newborn baby.
Leo: Let's dedicate an entire month to my birthday and get turnt every night. Feast for everyone, even peasants!!!!!
Virgo: Shhhhh leave me alone I am planning my next world war!
Libra: I'd like to meet all of the new monarchs and I need a new dress and let"s have a ball tonight! PARTEYYYYY!!!!
Scorpio: Everyone in the kingdom wants 2 kill me or fuck me #tru
Sagittarius: National Get Shit Faces Day, am I rite????
Capricorn: PUBLIC EXECUTIONS MOTHERFUCKER!
Aquarius: Name all the planets in the solar system after me, RIGHT NOW!
Pisces: I don't want to go to war, can everyone please be happy? Look at how many kitties there are in my palace!!!
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zodiac signs :)
Randomthis is just another zodiac book so........ I'm sorry this is my first book and i'm new to the cover thing:)
