HOW THE SIGNS GOT EXPELLED....

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Aries: breaking someone's nose

Taurus: ordered dozens of pizza on the principal's credit card

Gemini: changed their grades on the teacher's computer

Cancer: called the teacher a stupid cunt

Leo: got caught watching hentai during class

Virgo: hacked the school wifi and disabled firewalls

Libra: snuck vodka into a water bottle, threw up in class

Scorpio: stalking a cute teacher outside of school

Sagittarius: brought their cat to school and it scratched someone

Capricorn: had a nervous breakdown and punched a hole in the wall

Aquarius: threatened someone with a pair of scissors 

Pisces: pulled the fire alarm to get out of taking a test they didn't study for 

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