Aries: just simply TRASH
Taurus: ketchup loving fuck
Gemini: unoriginally smelly nymph maniac
Cancer: meme loving fuck
Leo: self obsessed queen bee
Virgo: organized piece of intelligent crap
Libra: a dumb ass flower
Scorpio: that one bitch everyone pretends to like
Sagittarius: cold careless unemotional bitch
Capricorn: probably wanks off to puns
Aquarius: long overdue for a haircut
Pisces: winy pissbaby who thinks they understand art

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zodiac signs :)
Aléatoirethis is just another zodiac book so........ I'm sorry this is my first book and i'm new to the cover thing:)