Paul's Assistant

Hi, We're One Direction

Chapter Three:

Hi, We're One Direction

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"Uhm... I'm Emma Jennings... Does he do that all the time?" I ask, pointing to Harry.

"It's kinda his thing." Niall said in his AMAZING accent.

"Oh, okay." I mumble.

"NOW LOOK WHAT YOU DID HAZZA! YOU FREAKED EMEE OUT AND NOW SHE'LL NEVER GO ON TOUR WITH US!!!" Louis shouted.

"What?!" Harry, Niall, and Zayn shouted back. Liam choked on the tea he had been drinking.

"Oh yeah, Paul hasn't told you guys yet, has he?"

The other guys shook their heads. "Well then I'll tell ya! Paul needed an assistant and he's been looking all over the place for one. Now Emee smashed a rapist's head into the wall and Paul saw it on camera. So now Emee is deciding whether or not she wants to come on tour with us to be Paul's assistant. BUT HARRY PROBABLY JUST RUINED IT!!!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT SHE'S THE ONLY GIRL IN THE WORLD WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO SEE IT!" Harry said defensively.

"WHY WOULD SHE WANT TO SEE A RANDOM STRANGER'S DICK?!" Louis asked.

They were all silent. "Random stranger?" Harry said, breaking the silence.

Louis sighed. "She doesn't know who we are..."

"WHAT?!" They shouted once again. Liam dropped his tea this time...

"STOP YELLING!!! I have NO IDEA who you guys are or WHY there are so many screaming slags out there dying to get in his pants!" I said.

There was silence for a moment before everyone started laughing. "What? What's so funny?" I asked.

"Haha... you said- hahahahaha... that they all wanna get- hahahaha... into Hazza's pants- hahahahahahahaha!!!" Niall said in between laughs.

"How am I gonna live with you people for a bloody week..." I sighed.

The laughter stopped. Silence. "YOU'RE living with US? FOR A WEEK!" Harry said excitedly, a smile inching across his face.

"Yeah... Why is he smiling?" I asked everyone else.

There expressions looked as if something just dawned on them. "There are four beds... And I'm sleeping on the couch..." Zayn whispered.

Then all hell broke loose. They kept on screaming and yelling at eachother over who I would sleep with. Well... everyone but Liam, who now stood next to me with a new cup of tea. I'm starting to think that he's the normal one in the band...

I heard Harry scream, "SHE'S SLEEPING WITH ME AND THAT'S FINAL!"

"I'M NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU HARRY!"

"What?!" A voice asked behind me.

I turned around to see Seth. Louis fell to the floor and laughed as loud as I've heard anyone laugh.

"Who are you?" Zayn asked, confused.

"I'm Seth... Seth Jennings."

"Oh, sorry man. We didn't know she was married." Harry said, turning scarlet.

Louis was laughing so hard now that he was gripping his stomach and a few tears slipped out of his eyes. "WHAT?!" Seth and I yelled.

"No no no no no no no! He's my BROTHER!!!" I confirmed

"Yeah, I just cane over to give Ems some stuff for the week... Looks like you guys are having fun..."

Louis was still on the floor. Seth sat my bags down next to him and started to head for the door. "Oh yeah, Ems?"

"What?"

"Go slow and use some lube."

Seth left.

He did NOT just say that...

Soon all the guys (except Liam) were on the floor and laughing like Louis was. "Hey Liam?" I asked.

"Yes?"

"Those four are idiotic perverts and I don't want to sleep with them. You seem like the normal one in the band so can I sleep with you?" I said loud enough so that they could all hear.

Everyone stopped laughing. Liam's eyes got wide and he dropped his tea (again, ugh, this boy...)

"Uh... I-i suppose that would be alright."

"Thank you, now which room is yours?"

"Y-you go down that hallway a-and the first to the left..."

I smiled triumphantly at Zayn, Niall, Louis, and Harry before picking up my bags and taking them into Liam's room.

I opened the door and gawked at the massive room. Liam's room was all white. He had fluffy king bed, a walk-in closet, and his own bathroom. I set my bags on his bed and admired the room.

Suddenly I heard a door close behind me. I whip around to see Niall standing there with an innocent look on his face. "Hey Emma... I'm sorry about that. And I'm not apologizing just so you'll sleep with me! Pinky swear!" Niall said holding out his pinky.

I twisted my pinky arpund his and we dropped our hands.

"So, I was wondering... NANDOS!!!"

Niall ran over to my wallet that had opened when I threw it onto Liam's bed. He pounced on it and pulled out my Nandos card. "EMMA! CAN WE PLEEEEEEEEEEAAASSEEE GO TO NANDOS?!" Niall begged.

I stood there, frightened. He looked like he would eat anything, anyone, who said no. "Guys! HELP MEH!" I shouted over my shoulder.

Zayn and Harry rushed into the room. "Oh great not this again... What is he on about this time?" Zayn asked, walking over to Niall.

"IS THAT A NANDOS CARD?! ARE YOU MAD?!" Harry shouted at me.

"Sorreh! I didn't know!"

"Well now that he has it he's never gonna let go. Who's up for Nandos?" Zayn asked as Liam and Louis came into the room.

The guys shrugged. "Okay, looks like we're going to Nandos." I said.

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A/N

This ia my second update today!!! So Emma will be sleeping with Liam... That doesn't necessarily mean she'll fall for him but some things might happen...

Team Hemma?

Team Zayma?

Team Lemma?

Team Nimma?

Team Louma?

WHICH ARE YOU??

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