Paul's Assistant

The Extremely Simple Reasoning Behind Why We Never Came Back That Night

WARNING!!! This chapter is made up of completely random stuff that I just happened to be thinking about at the time. Although it still relates to the storyline, I recommened not reading this unless you want to lose some IQ points.

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Chapter Thirty-Two

The Extremely Simple Reasoning Behind Why We Never Came Back That Night

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*Louis' POV*

"WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE WIGGLE YEAH! I'M SEXY AND I KNOW IT!" Niall and I chanted as we looked for our car in the car park of the hospital.

"LOOOOOOWWEEEEE!!! I found it!" Niall screamed in my ear.

I smacked him and ran over to the car he was pointing to.

I pulled open the door and an ear-splitting shriek echoed from the car. "SHIT! WRONG CAR! RUUUUUUUN!!!"

We ran away from the screaming car just as a big burly man started yelling curses and threatening to call the police. We rounded the corner and BAM! Niall ran face first into a cement pole.

I was laughing my ass off as we contiued running, Niall rubbing his reddend cheek.

We eventually found the car parked between a bus and a HUGE truck... Wtf? You couldn't go easy on us could you?

"Great... How are we gonna get in the car?" I asked.

"Ooh! I have an idea!"

Niall grabbed the keys from me and popped the trunk. He climbed inside and the trunk closed.

"Hey Louis? Isn't there supposed to be a seat that you can push forward and climb into the front?" He asked, muffled by the trunk.

I laughed. "Not in this car mate. Liam, Harry, and Zayn took that one." I said as the bus pulled away, freeing a door.

"What?! THEN LET ME OUT!" He screamed.

I got into the car and started it. "Sorry! I can't hear you over the radio!"

"The radio isn't on you douche!!!"

I pulled out of the car park, turning the radio on.

"AND WE'LL NEVER BE ROOOOOYYYAALLSS!!!!

IT DON'T RUN IN OUR BLOOD!

THAT KIND OF LUX JUST AIN'T FOR US!!!

WE CRAVE A DIFFERENT KIND OF BUZZ!!!" I sang loudly over the radio.

"Louis stop. Lorde thinks we're stupid." Niall stated.

"Oh yeah!" I changed the channel.

"YOU'LL FIND US CHASING THE SUN!!!"

"AAAAH! OH GAWD NO!!!" We both screamed as I changed it back to Royals.

"I think I just shit myself Louis, never scare me like that again..."

I laughed and turned a sharp corner, enjoying the sound of Niall's body thumping around in the trunk.

Very sadistic today...

I drove into the car park of the shopping centre, screeching to a stop in a parking spot, Niall once again thumping around.

I hopped out of the car and went to the back, popping the trunk.

Niall lay on his back, his head shoved into the back side of the backlight. His limbs a jumbled mess.

I laughed and grabbed his hand, pulling him out of the inhuman position. He glared at me before slamming the trunk shut and cracking his neck.