Paul's Assistant

Truth Or Dare

Chapter Four:

Truth Or Dare

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After everyone got ready and got in Louis' car, we were off to Nandos. "Are we there yet? I'm staaarrrvviinngg!" Niall whined.

"NO!" The rest of us shouted for the billionth time.

"LOUIS SLOW DOWN!" I screamed.

Louis is a reckless driver. I'm surprised we haven't crashed yet. He's well over the speed limit and makes VERY sharp turns. "YOUR SUPPOSED TO STOP AT RED LIGHTS YOU TWIT!" Liam shouted, gripping the edges of his seat.

It seems that we're the only two with some common sense because everyone else is cheering as we zoom past all the shops.

We screech to a stop in the Nandos parking lot, resulting in Zayn bashing his head on the dashboard. "Oooowww... MY HAIR!"

Zayn pulled a comb out of his pocket... Vain... and fixed his hair.

When we walked in the restaurant no one was there. "KRIIIIIISSSSYYYY!!! WE'RE HEEEEERRREEEE!!!" Louis yelled to the back of the building.

"COOOOOMMMIIINNGGG LOOOOOOUU!" A girl shouted back.

A tall girl came running out from behind the counter with a set of keys jingling as she made her way to the door. She locked The entrance just before a mob of screaming girls got to it. Oh yeah... I'd forgotten about that...

"Hiiiiiiiii Krissyyyyyyyyyyy!" Louis shouted as he wrapped his arms around the girl.

She pushed away from Louis and fixed her cropped blonde hair that Louis had messed up. "KRISSYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!" The other guys shouted as they too, flung themselves at the poor girl.

"Alright alright you lot! I love you guys to death but you gotta stop that... Uhm guys... A girl got in..." she said, gesturing to me.

"No no, thats just Emma. She's living with us for the week and she may even go on tour with us." Liam explained.

"Oh in that case... Hi! I'm Krissy Mayweather, nice to meetcha Em!"

"Hi Krissy. So you work here?"

"Yup! Two reasons. One, I LOVE food almost as much as Niall does. Two, its the only way I can see my five best friends every other day."

"YAAAAYY!!! KRISSY AND EMEE ARE FRIENDS!!!" Louis shouted before being pulled to the front of the restaurant by Niall.

Niall shouted out foods from off the menu and by the time he was done he had ordered almost the entire restaurant. I gawked at Niall. "There's NO WAY he's gonna eat all that!"

The guys and Krissy slowly (and creepily) turned there heads towards me. "Alright, so you're obviously not a directioner." Krissy stated as she prepared the order.

-many peri chips later-

After we had all finished our food and laughed at Niall for freaking out. (He threatened to eat Zayn's hand for taking a chip) We all sat back, bored out of our minds. "Hey, who wants to play Truth or Dare?" I asked.

Smirks played across Louis, Harry, Liam, Niall, and Zayn's faces. "NOOOO!!!" Krissy shouted, "YOU NEVER PLAY TRUTH OR DARE WITH THEM!!!"

"Boo! Krissy is a party pooper!" Harry pouted.

"Fine... I'll play. But we each get three chickens."

"THREE PERI PERI CHICKENS!" Niall shouted.

"NO!" Krissy said, annoyed.

"I'll go first. Liam! Truth or Dare?" I asked

"Uhm... Dare."

"I dare you to call Paul and ask him if you can borrow some condoms!"

The guys (except Liam) and Krissy burst into laughter.

"Hm... Challenge accepted!" Liam said whilst pulling out his phone.

He dialed Paul's number and waited for him to pick up.

"Hey Paul!... Yeah yeah she's doing fine... So, I was wondering, do you have any condoms I could use?... Yes Paul, I'm aware that she is the only girl in the house... Yes Paul thats exactly what I planned on doing..."

My face was red and everyone else was trying their hardest not to laugh. "Okay... thanks anyway paul... bye." Liam hung up.

Suddenly everyone else burst out laughing. You could hear Niall's laugh boom throughout the building. "Y-your faces! They're so red!!!" Krissy laughed.

"Yeah yeah whatever... Harry, truth or dare?" Liam said, his face as red as mine.

"Dare!" Harry shouted.

"I dare you to flash the crowd of girls!" Liam said, pointing to the girls.

"YES!!!" Harry shouted as he strutted over to the glass door.

I didn't look but I could he the excited screams from outside and I think that means he flashed them... (A/N ♥♡♥)

Harry happily walked back to the circle. "Well THAT was fun! Emma! Truth or dare?"

"Uhm... Truth." I muttered.

"Who do you think is the hottest in the band?"

Krissy snorted. Louis thrusted his hips. Zayn ran his hand through his hair. Liam flexed. Harry sat there with his hands under his head (cupcake hazza). Niall just sat there smiling. "Hm.... I'm gonna have to say... Zayn."

"YES!"Zayn shouted, followed by a "WHAT?!" from the other guys. "But... W-why?" Harry stammered.

"Well... three reasons. His perfect hair. His perfect jawline. And just the right amount of stubble.

Zayn smiled triumphantly and walked over to the door. "WHO THINKS I'M SEXY?!"

The crowd roared as he came back to the circle. "Don't get me wrong, you all got something goin' on... I honestly wouldnt date any of you."

They were all silent. "And why is that?" Liam broke the silence.

"Well, from what I can tell so far, I have nothing in common with any of you. Also, I'm only eighteen."

"YOU'RE EIGHTEEN?!" The guys all said at once.

"Yeeeeeeeesss...."

"YES!! I'M NOT THE YOUNGEST ANYMORE!!!" Niall cheered.

"Alright guys, cool your tits. I think its about time we head back to your place." I said.

The guys and Krissy sighed. "Fine, come on lads." Liam said, standing up.

Krissy led us to a door in the back of the restaurant. We stepped outside and Krissy brought the car around to us. "Bye Krissy! Nice meeting you!" I said before getting in the car and driving away.

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A/N

WE HAD ANOTHER SNOWDAY TODAY!!! I'm starting to think that life doesnt want me to take exams... THANK YOU LIFE!!! Love you baby bears! Please tell EVERY directioner you know about this! *le bear hugs*

-MamaBear xx