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-gayships: to the questions :)

-gayships added calum,michael,luke, and Ashton to the chat

-gayships: questions for luke !!

michael: why does luke get to go first

-gayships: bc I put him first on the list?

calum: favoritism? I think so.

Ashton: yes lOVE US ALL EQUALLY

-gayships: QUESTIONS FOR LUKE

-gayships: question one, how much do you love Mikey?

luke: A LOT

luke: i don't know a specific amount but

luke: just know, it's a lot

michael: aW I LOVE U TOO LUKEY

calum: gross

michael: choke u rat

-gayships: MOVING ON

-gayships: question 2, are you Michaels daddy or...?

luke: fuck yeah

calum: again, GROSS

michael: don't tell me u haven't called Ashton daddy once or twice

Ashton: WOAH BUDDY BACK UP

calum: I take back what I said

calum: I forgot

-gayships: weirdos

-gayships: NEXT, what do you think about having kids in the future?

luke: it seems gr8 idk how michael feels about though bc obviously my children will be w/ him

michael: yes let's have children now

luke: they will all be named michael

michael: luke I stg

-gayships: four, do you want michael to be your boyfriend?

luke: well, I asked him over text so I don't think that really counts

michael: idk about u but if anyone asks I will say I'm dating luke hemmings

luke: NOT OFFICIAL SO I WILL ASK HIM IN PERSON SOON

-gayships: Michaels TURN

calum: favori-fucking-tism

Ashton: hella

-gayships: shut up ash ur not even speaking

calum: what are you even doing??

Ashton: ...

Ashton: MOVING ON

Ashton: one, can we be friends pls

michael: SURE LETS DO IT I LOVE NEW FRIENDS CALUM IS A BORING PIECE OF SHIT ANYWAYS :))