"O. Mah. Gahd." My jaw immediately fell as I were scrolling through Twitter but I noticed a tweet that should belong in the Bible.
"YOONGI!!!!!!" I straight off got out of my comfy bed and went to my best-best-best friend and showed him what my idol has tweeted.
"What's with Jimin sucking a thumb?" Yoongi sighed. "Haven't everyone bit their thumbs when they were a child? What the fuck is the problem now?" He said like a rapid snail.
I groaned. Didn't Yoongi realize that Jimin is very beautiful? "Yoongay," He quickly grabbed a pillow and throw it in my direction- in which I avoided.
"DON'T FUCKING CALL ME YOONGAY! I'M STRAIGHTER THAN A RULER!" He said while stomping his feet and throwing some weird tantrums.
I am wheezing by the way he acts. I calmed myself before talking once again. "But!" Oh shit, he threw another pillow towards me. "I don't want to hear any of your dumb shits anymore! Just fantasize Jimin at your bedroom and dont make a noise!" He said before locking himself in his bedroom, by the way we're roommates, sorry for not mentioning that.
He thinks he can get a way from me? No, bitch.
parktaehyung: CANT YOU SEE HOW HOT JIMIN IS?! *attached image*
parktaehyung: CANT YOU SEE THE GOD OF VISUALS?! BOI THAT THUMB THINGY HIT ME RIGHT UP IN MY CLIT!
parktaehyung: Sorry but btw, rulers can bend toooooo ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
parktaehyung: WHY DAFUQ R U NOT REPLYING?!
Read.
parktaehyung: GONNA LEAVE ME ON READ BITCH? NO JOIN ME, AGONIZING BECAUSE OF JIMIN's HOTNESS!
Message not sent.
parktaehyung: Boi?
Message not sent.
parktaehyung: DID YOU JUST BLOCKED ME?!
Message not sent.
parktaehyung: Or u didn't pay the bills?
Message not sent.
parktaehyung: I thought you were my friend!!!! /cries in Spanish /cries in Indonesian /cries in Japanese /fanboys in Korean /screams in Filipino
Message not sent.
"Partypooper," I whispered before returning into my bedroom and admire all the Jimin posters around me. I sighed, "Such heaven-like." I threw myself in my bed and went back to Twitter.
search: @parkjimin_twt
@parkjimin_twt : I hope y'all like that little gift from me earlier. But I have a surprise coming! Just wait okay? Love you all :*
@JiminieHubby4ever: PLEASE JUST BE MY BOYFRIEND AND ILL DIE HAPPILY.
"AAAAAHHHHHH" I screamed because of too much feels. What surprise could that be, though? *stomach noises* "Oh shit I am hungry after all that cuteness."
I ran like a J-horse around the house to keep myself down and after 4 laps, I went into the kitchen and grabbed a bottled water and cereal.
"There's something missing over hear." I said while looking at a bowl, box of cereal and bottled water. I scratched my head as I thought deeply but really can't think of an answer.
"Nevermind" I said while pouring the cereal on the bowl and adding water. "Looks gross!" What tf happened? I saw Yoongi doing this thing but why the hell it looks so ew?
"Nevermind, I'll just eat it." I said while grabbing my phone together with the bowl and sat on the couch.
"Brilliant idea, Taetae!" I shouted at myself and opened my Twitter app.
search: @YoongiIsAFucker
I thought he doesn't give a fuck?
Direct message
@JiminieHubby4ever: Idiot! You didn't block me here! 😂😂
@YoongiIsAFucker: UGH WHAT THE FUCKITY FUCK OF HELL DO YOU WANT
@JiminieHubby4ever: Just wanna tell ya that your type of cereal sucks it all tastes like just wotah shit and I want Jimin to tease my clit.
@YoongiIsAFucker: Bro, cereal goes with milk.
@JiminieHubby4ever: No shit Sherlock
@YoongiIsAFucker: Don't ya smartass me, you don't even know that you dont have a fucking clit.
@JiminieHubby4ever: Atleast I know that rulers do bend. ;) ;) ;) ;) ;)
"TAEHYUNG!!!!!!!!" I heard some angry screaming and that is surely from Yoongi. As a reflex, I rapidly went to my bedroom and locked it.
@JiminieHubby4ever: Bitch u thought
@parkjimin_twt just tweeted!
"Oh God I wonder how Twitter works in heaven!"
@parkjimin_twt: I know y'all r waitiiing hehe. So I got a small concert in Daegu! Click the link in my bio to buy a ticket! See u d-boys & d-girls!
"Daegu? That's a li'l bit far." I frowned as I look at the window of my apartment. And a fucking sign took my attention
Daegu
"HOLY SHIT I LIVE IN DAEGU ALL THIS TIME?!"
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cappuccino; vmin
Fanfiction"I'll just bring your cup of Cappuccino later? U-uhm, bye." In which Taehyung thought protecting his idol can make them both in love with each other. [VMin FanFic] 🔥WARNINGS🔥 • Trigger • Smut • Not suitable for people with close minds • Foul Words...
