holey shet guys I'm so pissed of Luek stole my Ching Chong glasses an now I caint C please call 1-800-chokeabetch to get them from him to gave um teh meh.
Someone said I lueked ugly and yah no whet I said excuse meh I'm not a mirror betch now fuk off thanksWell I'm hungray and I don't no wut to eat *sigh* lyfe is hard children don't do drugs let drugs do you.!
Oh! New album is cumming out soon it's called I accidentally fuk'd yo betch and I ain't sorry
So get ready to see that next week it'll have songs like
1. She came onto me it's her fault
2.mum doesn't know I'm a bad BOI
3. Ma name is Thomas and I'm here to tap datAnd MANY MOOR! You're whalecum
Oh that's funny I can spell the right your but nothin else ahaha bye frens/stalkers
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Calvins diery(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) (ON HOLD)
FanfictionHoi I'm calum and dis es ma diary bout whet happen 2 meh every weak so yah "PRIVATE DONT REED"