HAY ITS PAST MIDNIGHT AND IDEK WHAT IM DOING WHAT IM DOING AWAKE BUT I FELT LIKE ITS A GR9 TYME TO UPDATE
ANYWAY I GOT A JOKE YOU GOTTA FIGURE OUT THE ANSWER WHATS THE SQUARE ROOT OF 69?
SOH IF I ATE A BREADSTICK WOULD I BE PREGNANT WITH LUKES BBY IM CURIOUS CUZ I ATE ONE AND ME STOMACH IS GETTING BIGGER BUT I DONT WANNA TELL MIKEY IT WOULD BREAK HUS HART NU
IM SU SORRY MY ENTRIES ARE SHIT I DONT HAVE MUCH TO SAY ( I rlly do have writers block help)
But ya go deepthroat a popsicle cuz why not we'd all be quenched of our thirst cuz it's just frozen liquid SO GO TO YOUR FRIDGE GET ONE AND CHEERS
II GOTZ TO GO ILL UPDATE AGAIN IN A COUPLE HOURS FOR MONDAY 2.5 :D
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Authors note; I'm really running out of ideas maybe if I think harder I'll cum up with somethin, I'm just trying to make you guys laugh and have a fanfic different from most because lately I've seen the same stories and it gets old ngl. Anyway I hope you like this book as much as I like you :-) and thanks for reading buh bai cuties 🖖🏽🖤
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FanfictionHoi I'm calum and dis es ma diary bout whet happen 2 meh every weak so yah "PRIVATE DONT REED"