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Zendaya: YALL I WANNA SUCK ****** DICK

Ariana: don't we all

Miley: me too if i didn't already have a man

Kendall: omg u and liam are my fav ship next to justin and ariana

Ariana: can u NOT

Justin: just wanted to let everyone know that i am not accepting sexual invitations, however i am open to bjs (:

Kylie: not interested

Justin: not what you said during coachella 2014 sister!

Kendall: i'll send you an invite when you reactivate your instagram

Justin:

Justin: yeahidontreallyusesocialmediaanymore

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Justin: yeahidontreallyusesocialmediaanymore

Kylie: well why not

Justin: well whenever i tweet something cute a bunch of selena gomez stans reply in my mentions with the word cheater

Justin: BUT LETS BE REAL

Justin: her ass wouldn't have any music or speech material if i didn't cheat on her!

Selena: bye who are you

Justin: bitch atleast i wrote about how heartbroken i was instead of how you cheated on me too WITH MY BEST FRIEND

Justin: anyways i'd just like to give a shoutout to rihanna and beyonce for showing all the other pretty white girls in the chat what natural beauty is

Beyonce: justin is so wack but atleast he's sweet about it 😂😂

Rihanna: white boy got the right idea

Jay: you better stop with this shit bieber

Justin: also shoutout to the white girls in the chat for sucking my dick bc we know i can't get any black girls

Hailey: how do you kick someone out of their own chat

Ariana: boy you are asking for it

Justin: okay last one

Justin: SHOUTOUT TO DEMI FOR GOING TO KENYA AND HELPING OUT THERE YOU A REAL ONE BABE

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demi's such a sweetheart idk how y'all hate her

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