Za: ok can one of y'all be problematic again so we can be lit
Rihanna: just call aubrey
Drake: it's not that deep ROBYN
Rihanna: atleast ion have a lil girls name
Drake: okay? but you was still shouting that shit when i was in yo ass
Za: damn this is what i'm talking about
Rihanna: i mean you dropped this ass for a flat one so idc
Drake: i mean when are you gonna stop being petty you dumped me
Rihanna: oh fr i dumped you?? boy i wasn't even aware we broke up till your ass starting messing around
Kendall: drizzy ended himself
Justin:
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Drake: shut yo ass up j this boutta be you and ariana in 2 years
Ariana: um
Ariana: where did i even come into this
Ariana: I decline
Drake: lmfaoo everyone knows that y'all gonna get together after you finishing fucking everyone over (ariana with her 6 month boy toys and justin with his 6 day hoes)
Drake: but the gag is.. y'all gonna fuck each other over anyways! (:
Kylie:
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- deadass what i lowkey think would happen if ariana and justin dated, they'd be just like aubrih ANYWAYS! im tryna update more often but there's nothing lit or shady happening like wtf so um comment what i should talk about in the next chapters bc ur girl is running out of ideas