Mr. Alter (Cherik au)

Day 4

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With my feet on the couch and the popcorn on my lap, I watched with undisturbed glee, FRIENDS.

You know who. Ross, Monica, Rachel, Joey, Phoebe and Chanandler Bong.
Okay it's Chandler.

Anyway, it's like a resolution of mine since birth to never have anyone interrupt me as I watch this legendary masterpiece. A thing I also had a deal with Charles too.

This time, my night marathon was suddenly dubbed over by a massive slam of the front door and the sound of Charles' shoes squeaking on the varnished floor.

I sighed and grunted. With a tinge of annoyance in my mood, I laid down the popcorn and stood up from my seat.
The murmuring sounds echoed through the empty hall as I walked to where he was.

Upon seeing my brother, he wasn't in the best shape at all.

Charles held a beer bottle in his hand, a disheveled look on him, and a bubbly giggle escaping from his red and wet lips.
He was never this drunk.

My feet carried me towards him and with my saving grace, I saved him from toppling over. The stench of death was eminent in his unholy breath. He muttered whispered and he looked at me with a goofy smile.

"Hey, Raven... ppppppfftt..I, I had a blast!" He said to me with wide eyes.
"You're drunk Charles, go to sleep."

He shook his head as he walked awkwardly towards the staircase. "Shhh! No I'm fine...ummm.. I am so hot."
My laughter wasn't even prepared for this.

"Okay, that's enough talking and let's get you up." I said,
"What? Not now, did you know? That Erik is so.... good in those pants!"

My sighing was in a cycle by this point. "Keep your fantasies with you okay?"
He nodded, slurring like a washing machine. "I didn't like that girl.... she was SO.. clingy to him. He doesn't deserve that bit...ch."

I rolled my eyes. "That's because you're drunk."
"I would've ... thrown her off him.... but then I saw unicorns too." He mumbled, eyes fluttering like a dying horse.

He then suddenly tripped in the third step and fell on his butt.
"Erik is soooo... hot."

"Okay that's enough."

"I want him like unicorns and calculators."

"Okay you can stop now."

"I want... that ass but he is so civil too."

"What the hell are you even talking about?"

"He is like The Captain from the Sound of Music.... but with ass."

"Are you going to shut up?"

"And I was like.... Oh shit! And then.... Oh My God."

"Good Lord."

"Raven...do you think he is big.."

"OH MY GOD YOU NEED THE HOLY SPIRIT AND THE LORD WITH ME RIGHT NOW TO HELP ME."

"Hahaha... probably 10 in..."

And with that, his head laid back on the carpeted step and a snore followed as he mumbled more incoherent sentences.

Do I have to dump holy water on him? Probably not now.

Only definitely... there is something REALLY going on. I just need more legit proof.
With that, I pulled out my phone and took a snap.
He'll hate me for this.ha.

Then came in 'I'll Be There For You.'

Damnit Charles! You made me miss the whole show."