Think about the Mail! (Camren)

Chapter 11

The Next Day

Lauren sat in the uncomfortable chair in Coach Jones' office. She had been here thousands of times before and she could never recall anything good happening when she entered the room and so she feared the worst. She wracked her brain trying to think of a reason why she was summoned by Becky to go see Coach Jones early that morning but she couldn't think of anything. Lauren had been sitting there for over 20 minutes while Coach Jones sat at her desk staring at her, not saying a word. It was one of her favourite tactics; make 'em squirm.

Taking off her glasses Coach J finally spoke.

"I'm disappointed in you L."

"Wha-"

"I thought we agreed that if I let you back onto my squad you wouldn't do anything to bring shame to the team and yet here we are."

"Coach-"

"I'm demoting you and giving Normani Head Cheerio again."

"What? Why?"

"This!"

Sue threw a piece of paper at her desk and waited for Lauren to read it. In big bold letters was the heading: Gay For Jauregui! Confirmed Camila Cabello and Lauren Jauregui are an item. It was from JewFro's blog. Lauren kept reading.

Our resident former pregnant Head Cheerio Lauren Jauregui had been rumoured to have switched teams over the summer as it was confirmed last week by several sources that due to her devastation of giving up her bastard child she fled into the arms and into the bed of Glee club diva and fellow latina Camila Cabello. Several students bore witness to PDA between the two in the hallways in the last two weeks. Stay tuned for more updates.

And at the end of the blog there was a picture of Lauren and Camila standing close together by one of their lockers smiling at each other.

Lauren looked up at Coach Jones not really sure what to say. She was a little shocked then she was pissed. JewFro is going down. But then she remembered that she was recently dethroned.

"You can't give away my position because I'm gay that's not fair!"

"L, if I was giving it away because you are an Ellen wannabe then why would I be giving it to Normani?"

If she wasn't so mad right now she would have laughed because that is so true no matter what Normani said.

"Well then why?"

"Because Normani has Dinah and you have that weird midget thing who likes show tunes. Let me break it down for you. I don't care that you are gay but I do care about who you are gay with. I can't have my Head Cheerio involved with the Head of the bottom feeders it will confuse the masses and it will end in chaos and she creeps me out. I could possibly let it slide if it were Ally or that weird girl what's her name- oh Alexa. But not the irritating chia pet."

"This is insane! You can't tell me who I can and cannot be with and anyway Ally and Alexa aren't gay so that's never going to happen! I love Camila and I don't care what you have to say about it. And I am not giving up my title! I will go to Principal Miller and tell him that you're being homophobic and then I'll get the ACLU to sue you and the school."

Oh god I can't believe I just channelled Camila there for a moment, Lauren thought.

"And I will discount that because I am giving the title to another lesbian so that won't work. Do you really want to go through with this L? Because not only will this soil your reputation but it will bring Normani and Dinah kicking and screaming out of the closet and destroying them too. Do you really want to do that?"