Black Butler - Scenarios 2.0

NEO SEXEH - ClxudeFaustus Interview

Finally, a spider that didn't scurry! Our 1.0 Claude from last year never let me use his username. But now the 2.0 is in, so hide. Seriously. This guy takes molestation beyond a way new level- I MEAN, YEAH, HERE HE IS, Claude ClxudeFaustus! Man with the webs and...The tongue. Nfufuf~

Let's get started then! First Q!

1. What do you think makes you sexy?

Claude: Why that's far too easy~. My ability to perform such diligent and successful mind fucks of course.

(*_*) Yes...Next Question!

2. WHY are you actually sexy? What is that you think the fans and fangirls find attractive about you?

Claude: Claudstian, Claudois, and my resemblance to Sebastard Migaylis.

Wow that's-...Actually pretty legit. M-Moving on! *swallows nervously*

3. Who else would you deem sexy?

Claude: ..............Do I have to answer this?

YES!

Claude: ;¬ ¬ *adjusts glasses* I give credit, where credit is due, so I will answer honestly...Sebastard, Lau, Hannah, Bardroy, Prince Soma, Agni and basically everyone who isn't cute, in their own way...We're all "sexy af" to an obsessive fangirl at some point.

D: Wow.....I never expected to hear such a thing out of your mouth! Are you feeling well? Did someone squash one of your babies?

Claude: ...Don't you have other questions to ask?

R-Right, sorry! Next one!

4. Is there anyone from your fandom that you'd date?

Claude: No. I have no interests in "dating" per say...*smirks creepily*

N-No interests in dating? 0-0

Claude: No~. I am interested in only one thing and one thing alone.

Off the record as an official question, but still updated in the book...May I ask what that is?

Claude: To fuck Sebastard and Hannah. (҂-̀_-́) I'll show that raven-haired imposter I can be one hell of a butler too~, I'm going to put him in his fucking place and devour his dignity. I am going to fuck him into oblivion and claim his nonexistent soul and his body. As for Hannah...She is just a sheathe after all, so why not use it~?

DEAR GOD-! *excessive nosebleed* Y-YOU'RE SO- I CAN'T EVEN- AJSGFKALAHDKAHAJDHAG-

Fangirls: RAAAAAAAH~♥!!! (≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/(≧∇≦)/

N-NEXT QUESTION!

5. I-Is there anyone who you might have intentions on killing?

Claude: Yes. Whatever pest His Highness orders me too, and whatever pest I find that's life is just no longer necessary. *megane pose and glasses glint* I turn creatures into corpses after all.

Th-Thank you for your time! I-I had a request, but the fangirls are about break from their cages so-

Fangirls: AKSHAKAH SH SKAHSGAJGSHFJALH *break free*

AGH- *trampled*

Claude: (¬_¬)ﾉ Rabid  bitches who have lost all signs of humanity. *"exits like Spider-Man"*

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That concludes the Interview! Kudos to...I guess pretty much everyone for being dubbed sexy in your own way by Claude!