Make way for biiiiitch BAAAAAABYYYYYYYY- I mean Earl Cielois- I mean Earl Alois Trancy, AloisTrxncy-. The sassiest bitch you will ever meet.
1. What do you think makes you sexy?
Alois: Hmmmm...What do I think makes ME sexy...? Well being me of course. Some say I'm a cheap knock-off of Ciel, but I'd like to think I'm more of a 2.0 with a creepy spider-whore of a butler ^^ a pack of foolish triplets (҂-̀_-́) AND A PATHETIC MAID!
ಥ_ಥ C-Can you not b-be bi-polar during our interview?
Alois: ಠ_ಠ DON'T ask me a question unless it has to do with the already allotted questions in the interview. ^^ Continue!
O-Okay...
2. WHY are you actually sexy? What is it that you think the fans and fangirls actually find attractive about you?
Alois: WELL, I've heard several fangirls rants of why....Booty shorts. My resemblance to this "Oz" fellow, and...I think I have more hatred and pity from my fans than anythin' else...*looks down* May we stop for a moment, I need to do something.
Oh, of course...Take whatever time you need...
4 hours later
Alois: *returns in Oz cosplay* ^°^ Okay let's continue!
(*_*) Dear. Sweet. Faustus. Yes, let's!
3. Who else would you deem sexy?
Alois: Why, Ciel Phantomhive of course~...And my twin, and ALL my servants. They wouldn't be serving me if they weren't attractive~
^°^ Sweet answer Alois~!
4. Would you date anyone from your fandom.
Alois: YES! Ciel, Claude, Ciel, and CIEL PHANTOMHIVE~♪
( ゚▽゚)/ HAHA- Oh Alois you are so predictable...Moving on!
5. Who would you kill?
Alois: Claude if he doesn't say he loves me...Ciel if he rejects me...And you if you talk about how fucking "predictable" I am again, you hag. (҂-̀_-́)
ಥ_ಥ S-So sorry, thank you for your time! Th-th-th-th-that's all folks! *runs...RUNS FOR THE HILLS*
Alois: ^^ I wonder where that tarts going...Claaaaude, I know you see this, find that bitch and remove her tongue~
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Black Butler - Scenarios 2.0
HumorTime to do another, thanks to our new fresh group! Same stuff, but with new blood. Funny. Lulz. Yaoi. STUFF. Just for fun, the 2.0 version!