Black Butler - Scenarios 2.0

What the Butler's really do when their master's aren't around...(Pt. 1)

Dedicated To:
SebxstianMichaelis
ClxudeFaustus
AloisTrxncy-
PrinceSomaAsman
IICielII

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Alois: *napping on library floor, hugging Ciel's leg*

Ciel: *napping on Soma on library floor*

Soma: *napping on library floor as Ciel's pillow*

Claude: >>.....

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Claude: <<......They're out.

Sebastian: >>......

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Sebastian: <<.......ಠ_ಠ It's time.

Agni: >>....

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Agni: <<....Are you sure?

Sebastian: Yes. *Grabs Agni by the MAGICAL HAND and drags him out of the library*

Claude: *exits like Spider-Man*

Fifteen minutes later....

Alois: *begins to awake* Hn...Mhnn....*yawns and nuzzles against Ciel's leg*

Ciel: *stirs, now lazily trying to pull his leg away- yawns* Stop...That-

Soma: *OBNOXIOUS YAAAAAWN- but is a pretty sleeper, with much bedhead* Uh? This is not a bed...?

Ciel: *sits up with a groan, Alois still hugging his leg* Obviously. How did we get on the floor?

Alois: Mmm, does it matter, go back to sleep! *whiny, and trying to pull Ciel back down*

Ciel: No. *stands letting Alois hit the floor*

Alois: OW!

Soma: Pfffffft!

Ciel: Sebastian!

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Ciel: Sebastiaaaaaaan!

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Ciel: The bloody hell-

Alois: *stands up with Soma, now dusting self off* Seems you have a degenerate butler~...Oh Claaaaude~! ╮(╯▽╰)╭

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Alois: CLAUDE YOU FUCKING SPIDER-BITCH?!?!(҂-̀_-́)

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Ciel: *smirks* What was that you were saying about degenerate Butler's?

Alois:....FUCK. I'M GOING TO-!*excessive vulgarity and ranting*

Soma: Tsk, tsk, tsk! With that tone I would not come to you either. So rude. Anyway! AGNI WHERE ARE YOU!?

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Soma:.....AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!

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Soma: WHAT IS THE MEANING OF THIS?! *worried ranting*

Ciel: *sighs* I guess we'll have to look for them, what a bore. Come on, *starts walking towards the library door* the sooner we find them, the sooner we can ground them.

*Alois and Soma follow Ciel out of the library. They now proceed down the hall*

Alois: Claude's going to be grounded alright! His face right into the ground, under by boot heel where it belongs! ^^

Ciel: Sebaaaastian!

Soma: Your khansama's face belongs under your boot heel...?

Alois: ಠ_ಠ It does today. What are you going to do about your butler?

Ciel: Sebastian, I order you to stop with whatever this silly game is!

Soma: I am only worried about Agni. Don't you think it's strange that all our Butler's are missing?

Ciel: BITCH, I WANT CAKE! WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU?!

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Alois: Snrk! Pffft- *snickers* BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- *Suddenly ROFL-ING*

Soma: Oh my- *stops and looks over to Alois wonderingly*

Ciel: (¬_¬)ﾉ Fuck him. Let's go Soma. *continues walking*

Soma: Right with you! *happily follows after Ciel*

To be continued...