Chapter Two

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"You should totally ask her out!" Bob exclaimed while clapping his hands.

"Yeah!" Dat Boi beamed as he rode his unicycle in the hallway.

Prince Charming glared at Dat Boi.

"NO UNICYCLES I SAID!" He shouted and Dat Boi laughed evilly. He punched Prince Charming away and cycled away from him.

"SAVAGE M8!" Bob screamed and threw a bag of Doritos at him.

"But seriously- uh I'm a complete freak!" Shrek cried.

"That's right, you are." Bob Diddlebock walked forward with a smirk.

"YOU GO AWAY FROM MY WOMEN!" Bob screamed and Bob Diddlebock laughed meanly.

"You have no power, you know that?" He laughed aND GABE THE DOG WALKED UP TO BOB DIDDLEBOCK AND BIT HIS ANKLE AS SAVAGE MUSIC PLAYED IN THE BACKGROUND.

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