Funny Song Lyrics (5SOS Edition)

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( Some of this is not 5sos songs)

1. I see you running in the sand, long hair blowing in the wind.

Why would this lyric seems like those cliche scene in the movie while in real life there's me

*Running along the beach* *choke on my long hair because of the damn wind* *trip on my own foot* *die* 😕😑😒

2. Cause in the back of the room where nobody looks, she'll be with her boyfriend, she's not reading books.

The truth is she's reading wattpad with her 'boyfriend'. 😉

3. I feel our hands intertwined, hear our hearts beating in time.

Dude, is your ear some type of stetoscope or something cause there's no possible way that we can hear people's heartbeats using our ears. 😕

4. Dragged me up the stairs and it wasn't ending there

What were you doing upstairs huh, playing titanic??? 😐

5. Your secret's mine, close your eyes and I'll make you melt.

NO!!! No,no,no girl, don't close your eyes, he'll gonna make you 'melt' ;)

(What am I doing with my life 😞)

6. Consuming all the air inside my lungs, ripping all the skin from off my bones.

Woah Shawn, those could be classified as gory. 😱

7. I didn't know that I was starving till I tasted you.

There you have it people, another cannibalism story we got there. 😰

8. If you don't swim, you'll drown but don't move, honey.

Then what am I supposed to do huh, fly???? 😑

9. Memories are pay-per-view, it costs too much to think of you.

Same, I lost all my sleeping hours and my whole social life if I even had any in the first place just because this four dorks from Australia always in my mind 24 hours.........Ok, enough with the rant 😤😧👍

10. Retraced my steps, searched my phone, tryna figure out who posted pictures of me streaking past the neighbour's house.

It was me... dun dun dun
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A/N: Hey guys...ok sorry, I know, I know it's been 500 years of summer ever since I updated this book since I was so busy with my final exam but I was finally done with it and I've already graduated from high school!!!

~BTW, I know that I've been too late to say this but happy 2017 everybody. How's your year so far? Cause my first day of 2017 I'd  already got a fever and the next few weeks I accidentally slipped on the pavement and fell in front of the public. Damn, there's no Luke Hemmings to caught me, I guess wattpad has been a lie this whole time. 😭😭😭

~ And how come this book already got more than 3K readers that's crazy and you guys are awesome. 😊

~Oh, and I've been writing this new Calum's Fanfic on my other account  NNTasha99 and the title is 24 so feel free to check it out.

PS: 5sos is so hot and it's illegal and disrespectful, someone needs to call the police 😥