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1. And I'm just a dead man walking tonight.

Great Luke, you're a zombie now, huh? What else did you hide from us? 😱

2. So real, fueling the fire until we combust,
Can't touch us.

I don't know about you guys but I'm calling the fire department. 😞🔥

3. I want your love in every flavour.

What flavour would you prefer? Chocolate? 🍫 Strawberry?🍓 Cherry?🍒 Bacon and cheese? 😋😏

4. Is it weird that I'm naked on my sofa?

Yes.

5. If these walls could talk,
I'd hope they wouldn't say anything.

Those walls will be asking me to shut the hell up from screaming out loud all the songs from the new album. 😆😅

6. Is it tears or just the fucking rain?

Lucas f***ing Hemmings, don't you dare f***ing swearing and think that it's ok to f*** up our hearts. 😐😬😑

7. Heart pounding, there's a noise complaint,
From room 304.

Hmm...yeah 😉😏 But I'm the one who complained, you horny rabbits. 😐

8. You got a boyfriend and he's a total loser.

No, I don't have any cause I'm Miss Lonely and antisocial with imaginary boyfriends aka 5sos and wattpad characters in my head. 😒

9. Take what you want, take what you want and go.

I want.....You. DUN DUN DUN 😨....OK that's just creepy and weird 😅

10. Cut me open, take my heart.

*chuckles evilly* beware of what you're wishing, boy 😈😈😈🔪🔪🔪

11. I would, still bury that body for you,
I would, take a shovel, dig it six feet under, Swear to God I wouldn't tell another.

Hello police, yeah I would like to report a murder crime 😈📞🚔

12. Wish I could say something
Something that doesn't sound insane
But lately I don't trust my brain

Yeah I don't trust your brain too, Luke after I watched all the tour videos...the fake betch...the bodacious, CALUM HOOD...and all the other weird things you said lately 😅😂

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A/N: Hey people! Long time no see. But let's just say I've been busy with university life and being busy with procrastinating so yeah hope you liked the update. 😆

Btw, what do you guys think of the new album and what's your favourite song on the album.

Mine is Ghost Of You, don't ask me why but let's just say that I would want to slap them for making me cry and then hug them tight. 😭😭😭 but overall the album, Youngblood is just 👌👌👌

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 20, 2018 ⏰

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