•Person 1: Oh my god, your face is so ugly.
Person 2: Thank I was trying to look like you.

•You should run faster like your mouth so that you're in good shape.

•Shit always happens, I mean look at your face.

•Fat Bully: What are you staring at?
Girl: The reason why double doors are invented
•Calling you an "idiot" would be an insult
for all the stupid people.

•If laughter is the best medicine, your face must be curing the world.

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