•I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.

•Who lit the fuse on your tampon?

•You've been called worse by better.

•I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel about you.

•You bring everyone a lot of joy, when you leave the room.

•Beauty is skin deep, but ugly is to the bone.

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