•When someone says your ugly say:
I'm sure 90% of your "beauty" could be removed by Kleenex.
•*At a Restaurant*
Waiter: Would you like a table?
Customer: No, no at all. I came here to eat on the floor. Carpet for five please.
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Great Book of Comebacks (COMPLETED)
RandomThis book has no description because the title of this book says it all. The first part maybe confusing but at least you'll get many comebacks per page. But, be sure to leave a comeback in the comments and follow me. Thanks guys for supporting me ha...