• Douche: Hey
Girl:
Douche:HEY
Girl:What?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick.
Girl: Excuse me?
Douche: Yeah it should say cocking hazzard. (high fives on bros)
Girl: Isn't that the label they put on for small object?

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Great Book of Comebacks (COMPLETED)
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• Douche: Hey
Girl:
Douche:HEY
Girl:What?
Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick.
Girl: Excuse me?
Douche: Yeah it should say cocking hazzard. (high fives on bros)
Girl: Isn't that the label they put on for small object?