Comeback Page No. 10

63 3 3
                                    

• Douche: Hey
  Girl:
  Douche:HEY
  Girl:What?
  Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick.
  Girl: Excuse me?
  Douche: Yeah it should say cocking hazzard. (high fives on bros)
  Girl: Isn't that the label they put on for small object?

Great Book of Comebacks (COMPLETED)Where stories live. Discover now