Zoe, the rare unicorn that is a Slytherpuff, had made a very bad decision. And when I say bad, I mean holy-crap-end-my-life sort of bad. The problem is, is that she's too nice. That's probably why she ended up having 6 extra roommates joining her in her 2-bedroomed flat.
Anyway, now the damage was done. Amie, Naomi, Eleanor, Oscar, and Amy were now squeezed into her flat after their parents got sick of their fangirling shit.
And life had gotten weird.
"What do you mean we can't have tacos for dinner every day??" whined Eleanor. "I mean if you had that many tacos, you'd probably turn into a taco." explained Zoe. This was just one of the many conversations that happened on their shopping trip as the gang broke the trolley speeding limit, with Zoe and Amy pushing, and Amie and Eleanor sat in the trolley wearing flying hats and goggles. Oscar was lost in the cheese aisle, and Naomi was probably pickpocketing or something.
"LOOK OUT!!" Amie screeched, but she was too late. Zoe's feet couldn't reach the floor in time.
CRASH!!
Amy hurtled over the handlebar and landed in the trolley as it smashed hull-first into a Rice Crispies display. "FUUUUUCK!"
Tesco's Quality Customer Service was not impressed.
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The Fangirl Roommates: God save us all
RandomA group of mates (who happen to be highly functioning fangirls) have no plans for the future and have been kicked out by their parents. Fortunately, Zoe has her shit together and manages to get a flat for them all to live in. So follows a series of...
