Zoe returned home to see Amie floating on the ceiling.
No, she wasn't drugged, (as far as she could tell), and despite being ridiculously sleep deprived, she hadn't resorted to hallucinations just yet.
"What in the name of moffat is going on?!" Zoe gasped, before promptly collapsing on the spot.
"Shit, do you think she's gonna be okay?"
"Man, you should've seen her at the Merlin finale, she'll be fine.."
"I'm hungry.."
In a blear of colours, Zoe woke to see Eleanor's moon-like forehead nearly poking her eye out.
"Oh my god, Zoe! I was about to give you the kiss of life!" Eleanor said, relieved at not having to snog her friend.
"If all else failed, we were going to sacrifice you to Naomi, I hope you understand." Oscar explained, crouching next to Eleanor, recording them on his shitty Nokia.
"Wha- guys, I saw Amie levitating, as in that Michael Copperfield sort of thing. Do you have awesome superpowers, is this all a prank, or is my sleep deprivation finally affecting my health, and making me hallucinate?" Zoe burbled at light speed.
(A/N ha.ha. Zoe you need help. Seriously. ~Amie)
"Yeah, what?" Amie said, with a bemused look on her face. She was standing awkwardly behind Eleanor and Oscar, and looked kind of apologetic for making her friend faint.
"Oh!" She said salvaging some basic English from Zoe's unintelligible speech. "Blame Naomi." Was all she said, dramatically pointing her finger at the accused.
"What did I do?" Naomi said, the picture of innocence.
(Ahahahaha, such lies.)
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The Fangirl Roommates: God save us all
RandomA group of mates (who happen to be highly functioning fangirls) have no plans for the future and have been kicked out by their parents. Fortunately, Zoe has her shit together and manages to get a flat for them all to live in. So follows a series of...
