A/N: Guess who's back
Back again
Amie's finally fucking updating
Tell a friend
"Well." Amie began, still glaring at Naomi.
"Naomi's latest wattpad update 'Lusty Loki Lemons' is the most fucking scarring thing to ever exist. Ever. Honestly, she's truly outdone herself.
In fact, it's so mentally scarring, that our brains have mutated to try and remove the image of horn smut from it.
Thus granting us superpowers."
"Read it. Let it open your mind." Was all Naomi said.
Zoe took the phone from her, and began to read.
Her eyes had barely glanced at the smut before the words
"Butthole"
And
"Horns"
Leapt out of the screen at her, and permanently branded her brain.
Zoe screamed, set fire to the phone, and dropped it on the floor.
"Welp, there goes my fanfiction." Naomi deadpanned, staring at the flaming phone on the carpet.
No-one brought up the fact that Zoe just set fire to the phone.
"Aww, there goes my plan for world domination through evil metahumans.." Regina whines out of nowhere.
"How did you get here Regina?"
"Shadowtravel. Obviously." She said matter-of-factly.
"Wait."
Zoe said, just processing what had just happened.
"I set fire.. to the phone." She said slowly, as if taking ten years for every syllable would give her a new insight.
"So? You set fire to lots of things, like our TV." Eleanor said, not understanding what Zoe meant.
"I didn't have my lighter."
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