Young Justice X reader (one shots)

Joker x Insane reader

He is the king.
You are the queen.

You sat with a smile on your face as you hummed a song on your bed, you swayed as your hair was tied in two tight low pigtails, your cell was isolated, it was like a cage in a room. A very grey, void room that echoed every word you spoke.
You felt your split lip crack into a smile as you crossed your legs, swaying a little as you dipped your tea and read a book, it was not too interesting but you didn't really focus much on the words you had managed to haggle crayon ms and you drew over the pages.

MR J </3 (F/N) (L/N)

That was by far your favourite, you let out a small sigh as you heard the speakers crackle annoyingly indicating a change.
That was the main reason you hater Arkam asylum! The changes. Your cell would either be shifted and you would have to shuffle or tie your sheets to the ceiling to sit or you would have to be strapped to a chair and wait as that blood curdling screeching was over.
You sighed, blowing up the strand of loose hair that managed to escape. Your smile dropped as the old woman drowned on and you listened eagerly realising there was no change. It was rare for these kind of occasions so you just sat there still as a statue not willing to miss out a single detail.
Your lips distorted into a grimace as the crackling laced though the words. All you picked up was 'Ne... Ood and nd'
You sighed and stood up throwing your book out of the way so you could tie up your sheets so you would swing. You waited in the centre of the cell and clicked your tongue tugging at your pigtails.
"(F/N). It's me Doctor Dilla."
You spun an da crazy grin farces your lips as you gripped the sheets fabric and tugged it a little, you hooked your leg up and sat on the sheets.
"You missed out appointment yesterday...,' you giggled a little as you began to swing a little,' I missed you~"
You slipped down and clamped your hand round the bars, your finger trailing down your lip to your hip.
"My apologies (F/N)... I was busy." He mumbled, his Clip board pressed hard against his hip as he strode towards you.
"Sooooo!~ Who wants to see me? Seeming you're here." You cooed, your smile not removing from your face. Dr Dilla gulped and you did a small twitch before gasping.
"IS IT MY HONEY?!" You squealed and Dr Dilla paused shaking his head, his grey eyes darkening a little.
"Actually you're wanted for something important.... And incident occurred and you were called out as the main culprit." Dr Dilla sighed as he adjusted his glasses and around 7 SWAT men walked in making you jump a little. You licked your lips and smiled widely.
"Touch me and Mr J will kill you all..." You chuckled, A swat member sighed and they all aimed at you making your smile grow more.
You heard a small buzz and you looked at your watch, another smile graced your lips and you clapped your hands.
"Good times come from food times!,' You ratted the cage doors and the guns pointed at you aiming at different parts of your body,' Come on... Let me out!"
You then began to gather a cold sweat.
"You're not... Y-You're not goanna kill me r-right?" You breathed, Dr Dilla shook his head and smiled.
"Not unless we have to..." He replied calmly, You gulped and nodded, you slapped on your insane grin and poked your cheek while bobbing out your tongue.
"Can I come out nooow?~" you begged as you then pressed your face against the bars, you looked over to a young swat member.

He's new...

You smiled at him and your (E/C) eyes stared into his blue orbs. You pointed at him and licked your lips.
"I demand that he lets me out!" You ordered, you twirled your pigtail and he stood up straight, shocked.
"M-me?..." He spluttered, you nodded and bit your lip. Your plan now coming together.
"Yes you, you ninny! Come set me free to eat! Can you do that?" You mumbled. You were testing his pride. Edging away from tarnishing him. He exhaled and Dr Dilla stopped him.
"No not yet. We need the seat before any other corse of action..." He said, you sucked your teeth and licked your lips again.
"You're so fucking boring!,' You frowned and latched onto the cage rattling it violently,' LET ME OUT BEFORE I GET REAL PISSED OFF!" Dr Dilla didn't flinch, he just whipped out a syringe and wiggled it, the ice blue liquid bubbling up.
"Really? (F/N) you need to learn to control your horrific temper or there will be disastrous consequences! I wouldn't want to have to show off this little liquid would I?" Dr Dilla said, his Glasses causing a light to hit your eyes.
"No..." You sighed deeply, You pout and hang upside down from the caged ceiling.
You slipped down and cooed as the chair was wheeled in. You looked at it and crossed your arms.
"Why do I need this actually! I'm perfectly capable of walking!" You mumbled crossing your arms. Dr Dilla chuckled and tapped the seat a little.
"Because last time you managed to break Aaron's neck and cripple Johnny! So you need to be sat in this!" Dr Dilla snapped, You gasped and taunted him by bobbing out your tongue again.
The boy from earlier walked up to you and gestured for your hands. You slipped your and trough the same bars and winked at him.
"Aren't you a cutie!" You cooed, you wrapped your cuffed hands behind his neck and pulled him closer to you, his fast, hot breath catching yours, he looked scared. You let him go and laughed. The guns aimed more intensely at you and you put your hands up.
"Just a bit of fun ok?!" You laughed, you watched as the boy timidly opened the door and you were abruptly shoved into the chair and strapped down. You laughed more and looked at Dr Dilla.
"Can I see my phone now?" You asked as he held it close, He looked at you and showed you the small screen displaying the jokers text.
Youu looked at Dr Dilla and laughed hard. Your face buried red from laughter.
"You. are. So. dead!" You sung, Dr Dilla went pale but maintained his posture as he began to push you, the swat following behind. You looked at the other prisoners, Murderers, Theifs, Rapists, Drug dealers and the sort all looked at you from within the bars of their cells. They jeered at the swat and spoke to you but you ignored them.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!... Sorry the voices are making jokes..." You giggled, You looked at the boy again and h flinched, You kept looking at him and you perked up a smile.
"I would say the joke... But I wouldn't want to ruin your surprise." You whispered. He went pale and then fainted. Dr Dilla stopped abruptly and the team gathered round him, you took this time to untie yourself and stand.
"Hey Rio... Can I borrow your knife please?~" you cooed at the large man in the cell, he nodded and passed it to you. You smiled widely, your blood rushed fast as your heart sped up.
Adrenaline kicked in as you lunched at Dr Dilla and sunk the knife into his shoulder, out of instinct the Swat fired and you ducked behind Dr Dilla forcing him to become a human shield. You threw the knife at one of the swat members heads and then kicked off of a cell bar to drop kick a member into another member. You picked up the SMG and instantly pulled the trigger shooting all the Swat members. You breathe heavily and smile holding the gun by your shoulder.
"What! A! WORK OUT!" You giggled, you slipped the blade from the swat members skull and tosse it ball to Rio. You strutted down the hall, shooting mercilessly as you proceeded. You knew Mr J had to have his chopper outside due to all the gunshots, You ran into the mess hall, shooting two of the chefs before they caused problems. You slid under the table, avoiding a security guard and you clambered up the wall to latch onto a vent the crawl outside. You lifted the vent to see smoke and fire. Along with hefty amounts of gunfire and bombs.
"You scanned for Joker, then your heart fluttered. There he was. His green hair still slicked back, his pale chest showing from him just wearing a suit jacket and his fingers toyed with the gun triggers. He sat in a chopper, almost avoiding the chaos below him
"MR J! PUDDIN'! SWEETIE PIE!" You called, surprisingly he heard you and stared at you, he gestured for you to get to him.
You took a deep breath and spun, climbing onto the roof top. The sun blinded by the smoke and havoc. You smiled taking a deep breath.
You went to jump but something grabbed you, restricting you from leaving...
Batman. You heard Joker call to you and you gasped as he punched you in the face making you skids also has the roof a little, you lifted up a little and he glared at you.
"(F/N) (L/N)!" He snapped as he clenched his fists, you nodded and stood up aiming your gun at him.
"BATSY! Thought you would arrive! But you missed lunch! BUT IM SURE I CAN STILL GET SERVED!" You screamed as you pulled the trigger, He jumped out the way and you ran towards him grabbing a rusty pipe, you swung it and it hit him on the jaw, he went to swing but you blocked it, giving him a heavy kick to the gut. You dragged your leg away but Batman grabbed it and flipped you making your back collide with the roof top.
"ITS OVER-"
Just as he spoke Joker began shooting. Batman dived out the way and you stood up lunging off of the roof. Everything slowed down as you reached for the rope that flailed round from the wind, your fingers brushed against it and time resumed as you clutched it tightly. As soon as you lay he on Joker flew off leaving you to taunt and tease Batman as he watched you escape.
You climbed up and looked up to see Joker looking down at you as he flew over a bed of water. He reached out to you and hoisted you up. You hugged him and smiled as he spun you.
"Ah my love! You came!" You cooed as you hugged him, joker nodded and kissed your cheek.
"Let's go home (F/N)..." Joker said, you nodded excited and Joker looked at you with joy that you were back.
Although he may never admit it.
A day away from you... Is like an eternity without air...

(I LIKED THIS! Cute in a... Weird... Psychotic... Way.. Anyway sorry for any spelling or grammar mistakes but as always stay cute my cakes ✌🏾️💖🎂!)
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