I Love You, Too~ (TomTord One-Shots)

eXTREMELY IMPoRTANT

iM TRIOESLLSXL

okay so i was at my friend's house

((take note: there were two girls--me and my friend, lets call her pinecone--and two guys--lets call them Carrot and Pineapple))

SO we were all sitting in Pineapple's living room with the lights off, just talking, so it was pitch black. We were making *ahem ahem* "inappropriate" jokes and we were all wheezinG

after we calmed down pineapple and carrot were laying on one of the couches and

*breath*

fRIKING

carrot says "f*ck me in my a**hole"

as a joke... i think??

and yOu kNOW WHAT PINEAPPLE SAYS!?

HE MOTHERHUGGING SAYS:

"I'd be glad to"

aNd so ME AND PINECONE START SCREAMING AT THE TOP OF OUR FRIKIN LUNGS AND LAUGHING SO HARD

AND CARROT SAYS "EW BRO WTF"

AND MOTHERHUGGIN

PINEAPPLE SAYS "IT WAS A JOKE"

so lets please take a moment and imagine tom and tord in this situation

hell yeah