In which Kagura doesn't realize that she's fallen for Sougo's trap...
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K: I'm the heroine of this anime, how do I face my fans with a face like this??
K: I can't let the ratings fall.
S: Fine! I have the perfect solution.
K: Really...
Kagura has just woken up with severe muscle pains that even her Yato abilities could only slowly heal. It turns out that skipping out on her daily stretches for a year would lead to such pain, especially with Sougo's guidance.
K: Sadist!!!
K: I'm still in so much pain!
K: Are you there?
K: Sadist!!!
S: That's what they call me. Don't wear it out~
K: I swear I'm going to f〇〇〇in kill you!!
S: Even if it takes all your life?
K: Yes!
S: Good, China.
S: Now, about your future injuries.
S: I don't want to be held accountable for you so I wrote out a contract.
S: I just need your seal.
《 Document Delivered 》
Since it sounded reasonable, Kagura didn't bother to read over the contract written in Earth's language. She had learned the characters from Gintoki, but it still took her awhile to read. She quickly adds her seal to the document through an app before she could realize that she was obediently following Sougo's orders like a dog.
《 Document Delivered 》
S: Done already?
Sougo verifies Kagura's seal and smirks.
S: Now, you're officially my slave for
《 Photo Delivered 》
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K: Eh?!
K: What are you talking about?
K: Isn't it just a waiver form in case of injuries?
S: Look at the document again.
Kagura scrolls back to the document link.
After 30 minutes, her eyes stop at the bottom of the page.
K: SADIST!!!!!
She copies and pastes the second last phrase.
K: For every day that Okita Sougo is alive, I, Kagura, devote my life to be Okita Sougo's entertainment and will serve his every wish until his last breath.
She reads the phrase again, hoping she misunderstood the first time.
Unfortunately, her understanding remained the same.
S: It's even better when you text it.
S: Feels like I can hear your voice willingly say that.
She reads the final sentence of the contract which only added more fuel to her rage.
K: And worse, the cancellation fee is 100, 000 yen*?!
K: SADIST, YOU B〇STARD!!!!!!!!!!!
K: What kind of bulls〇〇〇 is this?!
S: That's what you get for not reading the fine print, China.
K: Just wait till I kill you!!
S: That's the spirit. Looking forward to it.
※ End of Chapter 4 ※
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A/N: 100 000 yen = $873.17 US
Only one photo and the story progresses...What can possibly happen next?
Chapter was influenced by that one Infinity Challenge where the cast gets fooled into signing a contract, but fails to read the back of the contract. So, the lesson here is--
