Manan: KISMAT & CONNECTIONS

Part one

In a school a new kid enters..

Boy(walks toward a girl who is facing back to him):excuse me sister can u tell me where is class 5A

Girl (turns around n shouts): what did u just call me??listen fatty behen hogi tere ghar pe samjha..

Boy (scared): sry bt could u plz tell me where is dat class..

Girl(mischievously): batati hu batati hu..itni jaldi bhi kya h mr laddoo..pehle bolo chandu ki chacha ne chandu k chachi ko candni chowk main chandni raat main chandi k chamche se chatni chatai..n ya while saying dis u can take a break to breath..ek saans main bolo samjhe

Boy(too scared): chandu..k..chacha ne chandu ki chachi kooooo..n he runs away getting too scared frm d girl

Other girls and dat girl wer laughing der guts out..

Frnd 1: maan liya tuje yaar..tu aur tere tongue twisters damn scary

Frnd 2:nandini ur so evil..

Nandini:I kno yaar (still laughing)

After school time
Nandini sees dat boy sitting on stairs..

Nandini : hey ladoo..yaha kyu baithe ho??

Boy:(got up) plz muje kuch mat karo..plz

Nandini (pull him down): offo..tum itna kyu darte ho..suno daro mat..tum daroge to duniya aur darayegi..main tumhe agar tang nhi karti to vo natasha tumhe darati..n she is nt good..wen she saw dat I scared u so she walked away smiling..yaha jaruri nhi har acha behave karnewala tumhara dost h n har bura karne wala dushman..so relax m nt dat bad

Boy keeps on staring her wid some unshed tears still in his eyes

Nandini:bas na abhi ghur mat jyada...mera speech khatam ho gaya..

Boy looks away

Nandini:uff main b na..hie m nandini (forwards hand)

Boy:m manik(shakes hand wid her wid a smile on his face)

Nandini:oops I hve to go..bye ladooooo(getsup n starts walking away)

Manik:hey suno... (nandini stops n turns towards him) tum muje ladoo kyu bulati ho??

Nandini:coz tum ladoo ki tarha hi golu molu ho..ladio se yaad aaya mr fatty..dare u call me sister again..main tumhara bhurta bana dungi..(n she playfull shows a punch to him)

Manik:ok henceforth u wont b called sister by me as ur my frnd to Jabardasti behen nhi banaunga..

Nandini gives a smile n walks away

(Almighty frm above:-beta vo teri behen ban b nai sakti..vaise shukr h ye dono bhai behen nhi bane..ab mile ho to tumhe alag b karna padega)

Nandini n manik studied in same class fr a till 7 std n den manik changed school due to family ritual to go abroad fr further studies..

Kehte h mausam badalta h, waqt aur log b badalte h...so kehne ka matlab h waqt apni speed se aage badh gaya n bacpan k dost apni busy lyf main ek durse ko bhool k aage badh gaye apni apni duniya main...ab yet to waqt hi batayega wether they will meet or nt

Murthy mansion

A lady was ordering all d servants

Lady: rano...ye kya h cushion covers change kyu ni kiye ab tak?? N vo halwa bana ki nai...muktiii ver r u...pick up ur shirt frm d sofa..is nt a showpiece fr gods sake..Vishnu ye laptop uthao dinning table se ( but unfortunately only servants reacted to ger orders)

Lady:raghu...sahab kaha h???

Raghu: madam vo kitchen main h

Lady:godd..inka main kya karu...(she walks into kitchen to see both daddy daughter hving fun messing up d kitchen)

Lady(shouts): vishnu ( n vishnu ji k hath se kaanch ka jar gir gaya)

Vishnu:kya h swara..kitna darati ho tum...hum kuch khane k liye bana rhe the na..thodi na tumgare kitchen main bomb plant kar rhe the..

Swara:khana bana rhe the ya mere kitchen ka bhurta bana rhe the..look wat mess u hve created. .tum dono ko sirf ek hi insan hanfle kar sakta h

Mukti: aur vo h(She shouts on top of her voice) "NANDINI"

N hearing their shouts our darling nandini woke up wid a jerk...

Nandini:(still in her bed)kya hua.. kya hua...kaha aag lagi