A song about London, written by yours truly. To the tune of, "New York", by Alicia Keys.
Ahem:
Baby, I'm from Londonnnnnnnn
Concrete city where dreams go to die,
There's nothing you can do,
Now you're in Londonnnnnnnn!
These streets were made to be shat on,
Big lights will probably blind you,
Let's hear it for Londres, Londinium, Londonnnnnnnnn
―
23rd December, 2016.
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Bazinga; Dumb Things I Hear in 2017
Humor2016 saw the infamous quote from Tito, "The equator? That's the time-zone thing in Greenwich, right?" This year, I've decided to make a record of every dumb thing that I hear, in this book! Enjoy! This will also be a general ramblings book as well...