A song by yours truly, written at 1AM on a Monday, when I could not sleep, about FakeMainBeb. So called bc I didny like him 'n' I have like fifty other bebs, including my two fave bebs; KAREN FROM MEAN GIRLS. and Brucieh Wooseyh. Nicknames totally not made up just nkw
You used to DM me on my cellphone,
Late night when I needed sleep.
Crappy three-lined responses on my cellphone,
Ones that make me mad as hell
I KNOW WHEN MY TEXT TONE RINGS
It can only mean one thing.
EVER SINCE I CHANGED CHARACTERS YOU
Started wearing less and bein a diCk more
―
I SHOULD'VE PUT
EVER SINCE I CHANGED CHARACTERS YOU
Started wearing less and posting weird shit
aNywAys
―9th January, 2017.
YOU ARE READING
Bazinga; Dumb Things I Hear in 2017
Юмор2016 saw the infamous quote from Tito, "The equator? That's the time-zone thing in Greenwich, right?" This year, I've decided to make a record of every dumb thing that I hear, in this book! Enjoy! This will also be a general ramblings book as well...
