A/N feel free to comment on my story. Like it? Hate it? Questions? ASK AWAY!! Love as always - Lexi J
PS I don't curse, hence the blurred out words ;)
Lexi:
"Who wants breakfast?!" olivia screams, entering the kitchen. Me and Nina sit our luggage down, longing for some coffee, and sprint into the kitchen. "Needs.....SUGAR!!!" nina runs around the room like a rabid squirrel. That girl probably has more coffee in her veins than blood.
I take a swig from my cup. "Mary and Joseph, that is good!" i follow in pursuit of Nina, careful not to mess up any furniture. "SILLY GIRLS!!" olivia shouts. "Join us!" "Never!!!" we tackle her to the ground with a loud thud. Olivia moans (the wimp). "Need...Air....can't breathe!!!" "Oh, does this help?" i sit more on her ribcage. "Crushing lungs, gah!!!" i leap off her and run back to drink some more energy juice. *licks lips*
"So Nina....." i sit back down on the couch, "How's things with you and Niall?" wiggling my brows, she stares sheepishly at the ground. "I THINK I CAN ANSWER THAT!" "Inside voice Liv!" "No Olivia, please don't tell--" Nina pleads, but she's cut off. "Nina and Niall made out in the car!!!" olivia ducks down, avoiding an incoming punch for Nina. I however, choke on my coffee, sounding like a dying cow. "Ooooooo Nina, good girl gone bad!" i say between coughs. "But it wasn't-" "Aaaa, save it sister, it could be worse." "WHAT DID YOU DO?!" they both scream causing my eardrums to bleed.
"Nothing!! I swear!!" "DON'T SWEAR!!" their hands cover my mouth. I spit right onto Nina. "Get your nasty DNA away from me!" she turns on the sink and rubs viciously. I laugh, leaning back in my chair.
*knock knock*
"I'll get it!!" Liv screams. (Has no comprehension of the words "inside voice")
"Lex! Curly wants to see your sexy pants!"
"Hey I never said that!"
"Sure you didn't ;)" nina shouts from the kitchen, still cleaning my saliva off her. I gallop to the door. "Umm Liv..." "Don't mind me!! I'll just leave you two lovebirds alone!!" she stomps back towards the kitchen. Twisting my heels, I stare at the ground. Why is this so awkward? Oh, that's right. HE'S HARRY FREAKING STYLES!!
"Hey." "Mind if I come in." "Not at all sir, not at all." I curtsey as he walks through the door. Nina's chuckles fill the air. I - not so secretly - tip over one of her suitcases. Clothes pile onto the floor in a messy heap. I hear Nina's not quite curse words as she goes to pick them up, while I lead Harry to my room.
He flips his hair. (So sexy--Might Die!!) "So, are you enjoying your stay in London?" "Are you kidding me? It's amazing!! I can't wait to see the rest of it." i plop down on his knees, enjoying his warmth. "Wait till you try the tea, delicious!" i stare at the ground. "What?" he looks deep into my eyes, sensing something's wrong. "It's just......I don't like tea." "WHAT?!?!" he throws me onto the bed, running back into the kitchen.
"LEX IS A LUNATIC!!!" he shakes Olivia's shoulders. "Tell me something I don't know...." she mutters under her breath. "No, no, no. She's perfect. But she hates tea!!" olivia and nina go into hysterics. " No s*** Sherlock!" Liv shouts. "And we thought you two knew *EVERYTHING* about each other." nina rolls her eyes and takes another sip of coffee.
"So wait, you guys knew this insanity, and didn't tell me?!" he whips out his phone.
"Louis? Ya we have an emergency,
No questions!! Just get you and the boys arse's in here!"
Within seconds, four figures burst in the door. "VAS HAPPENING!!" they scream. "Lads, I have some terrifying news....."
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