Totally Wrecked: One Direction fanfic

If I Was Your Boyfriend.....

A/N

WARNING: this chapter contains-

Nah, I'm just messing with you ;)

THE FUNNY CHAPTERS ARE BACK!!! YAY!! Now, that doesn't mean there won't be mushy stuff here and there, but for the most part the rest of the book will be funny. (And the sequel too :))

-Tanks xx

Olivia's POV:

"Are you sure?" I laugh. I honestly cannot believe that out of all songs Liam picked this one. He always was more of the teddy bear, Leona Lewis type of guy.

"Positive love." he flashes me a toothy grin.

I click on my music. I'm slightly ashamed I even have this song on here. Scroll scroll scroll. It's towards the top, but there's a lot of 'C's'. Here we go.

I click and immediately music starts blaring from the stereo dock I've plugged my phone into.

"Really Li-Li?" Louis laughs.

"You ready to be blown away?"

"I guess I am."

Liam starts to wiggle his hips, elbows pulled close to him and fists balled up.

*I'll take you to the candy shop, I'll let you lick the lollipop. Go head girl don't you stop. Keep going till you hit the spot, oh!*

At the "Oh!" Liam pulls his arms down, thrusting his hips upward. Oh God. I'm normally not one to fan girl, but I just witnessed a famous One Direction thrust done by my boyfriend. My cheeks creep with blush, and I'm forced to cover my mouth so no one hears my laughter.

"Stop the song!" Harry yells, and I click the pause button. I glance around the room. Thank god. I'm not the only one blushing. Tomato red covers all of the girls cheeks. What can I say? He's quite the charmer. That and they were probably thinking of the Candy Shop video we've seen only about a thousand times. We may be obsessive freaks, but that didn't stop us from trying to carry on a relationship with them.

I honestly don't know what came over me. I'm usually the one who's perverted, but doesn't like it when other people are. Maybe it's just because it's Liam, who knows. All I know is my face better de-tomato-ify itself before he notices.

"Well Louis, if you were a girl, would Liam have won you over?"

"Judging by the way these lasses are blushing, I guess he would of. Personally though I found it atrocious. Sorry Liam. I guess you just aren't my type." He fake pouts his lips, crossing his arms. You know that one person that you adore, but want to punch them upside the face at the same time? Well, that's Louis for ya.

"I'm too sexy for you Lou, I can't help it."

Louis sighs deeply. "I guess that point goes to Liam because he's d**n sexy."

"I try." Liam lets out his deep laugh. It's so different from the other boys. Less obnoxious in my opinion. Niall's is.....well everyone knows Niall's. Harry's is too deep for my taste. But Liam's- his is just right.

He walks out from the center. He sits down on the couch next to me, running his fingers through his shiny brunette hair.

"That was embarrassing.....I promise I never normally do things like that."

"Sure....never...." I tease.

"I'm serious! I enjoy a good laugh now and then, but when it comes to doing completely humiliating things- that's Louis and Harry's forte." His eyes deepen. His wrinkles from his laughter have long disappeared, instead filled with a blank, lifeless expression.