tragicbyun:
rude af i'll hit u with my slipper
baekhyunee_exo:
im ur bias
tragicbyun:
im so mf woof woof for u
baekhyunee_exo:
roaarrrr im a cow
tragicbyun:
i'll swish swoosh on skates and beat you up
baekhyunee_exo:
at least hit me with a helicopter cow?? i want to die famous
tragicbyun:
buy me one then i'll roll on ur carpet
baekhyunee_exo:
im no sugar daddy roll on grass
tragicbyun:
your motherfucking cow ate all of the grass hes chewing on my socks rn
baekhyunee_exo:
i have no cow
tragicbyun:
no cow no sex
baekhyunee_exo:
im not a farmer nipwit im a roaring cow
tragicbyun:
eureuwrong eureuwrong
baekhyunee_exo:
tragicbyun:
baekhyunee_exo:
do u want bleach shots
tragicbyun:
sun of a beach
baekhyunee_exo:
do u want to meet up
tragicbyun:
are u asking me on a date rn? sorry i dont go out with lowly rats
baekhyunee_exo:
its bc i want to shoot u with a fart gun
tragicbyun:
son of a gun im proud
baekhyunee_exo:
no gun no fun
tragicbyun:
i have no gun :(((
baekhyunee_exo:
i do ;)))
tragicbyun:
i'd rather stan lee shoeman oppa thank
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note; sorry for ugly chap im not feeling it school just started
i have my fucking maths unit test on my bday goodbye i'll just jump off of a cliff
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nincompoop | baekhyun
Humor- shitty as the title -01.11.17- incOMplETE -story idea cred to dean's ugly hat from mama 2016 -make me a cover someone // republished