nincompoop | baekhyun

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baekhyunee_exo:

whats a lee shoeman 

tragicbyun:

lee sooman?? how can u not know???

baekhyunee_exo:

im a dumb fuck thanks

tragicbyun:

YES YOU ARE YOU JUST HIT THE LOTTO 

baekhyunee_exo:

YOU WERE NOT SUPPOSED TO SAY THAT 

tragicbyun:

say wHAT

baekhyunee_exo:

T H A T

tragicbyun:

are u indirectly saying that u want ur ding dong in my ring rong? mmmkay

baekhyunee_exo:

wow you must be a psychic

tragicbyun:

certainly

baekhyunee_exo:

jk no one wants your dusty treasure box

tragicbyun:

not dusty only 23

baekhyunee_exo:

wow my ding dong's 24

tragicbyun:

ew old

baekhyunee_exo:

experienced you mean

tragicbyun:

i doubt that

baekhyunee_exo:

like i doubt ur sanity

tragicbyun:

you're a cow go eat grass

baekhyunee_exo:

you really need a fart gun to shoot fart at  you dont you

tragicbyun:

i need my milk give me milk cow

baekhyunee_exo:

i think you need a squirt gun ;)))

tragicbyun:

you're so nasty i like you

baekhyunee_exo:

no you love me im your bias

tragicbyun:

you're a cow what bias i only stan lee shoeman opera

baekhyunee_exo: 

then be the ring to my ding dong ;))

tragicbyun:

no thanks ask that to chanyeol's baldspot

baekhyunee_exo:

you're a pussy

tragicbyun:

igeon oberdoje

baekhyunee_exo:

cat*** autocorrect sorry

tragicbyun:

bitch what the sexual intercourse ???

baekhyunee_exo:

i like couches they're pretty 

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note; what do u think will happen next bc i dont know help me