Me and Ethan? We go way back.
Think second grade back. You know, messing around with play-doh and throwing toys at each other.
And you know what? Ethan has never been able to keep his mouth shut during the worst situations.
I mean seriously? Who tells a teacher to their face that their kids are hideous? They were though. But that's something that should be left said behind someone's back.
Putting a dollar in the douchebag jar has been my way of controlling him. He's learning a lesson while I get paid. How great is that?
But that's the thing. Everything has been great. Everyone has been great. But Ethan? He has never been able to keep his stupid mouth shut. And drama should be something only found in Disney TV series's.
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Douchebag Jar
Humor"You're being an asshole again, Ethan. Put a dollar in the jar."
