joshler smut ;)))) *lmao i have a problem/obsession over joshler for some reason*
Joshua and Tyler were having a blast watching Shrek Forever After. Josh started sweating. oh jeez m8, what if tyler leaves me for a dorito like Shrek.
Josh mustve been thinking out loud (HOLD ME IN YOUR LOVIN ARRRMSS) bc Tyler proceeded to ask, "bby are you okay. I would never leave you for Doritos. Especially not the Doritos Loco Tacos at Taco Bell." Tyler was obvi lying cus drool started to leak out his mouth. Josh couldnt blame him. Tacos are pretty good.
Josh smirked ;))))) and leaned over to Tyler, licking the drool off his face. "oOO PAPI U TASTE LIKE NACHOOOS". Tyler looked at Josh's poop colored eyeballs. "what did u call me????!"
Jish was sweating even more now. oH NO WHAT HAVE I DONE, he thought again. t mONEY cAN hEAr jISHWA's
tHOUGHts sO hE wAS fUMMMIIINGGG.
"bBY I TOLD U BEFORE I DUN LIKE WHEN U CALL ME PAPI >:(((("
Jish STARTs lAughING coS HIS NAME IS jISH dUN.
lMAO so tHEN T MONEY GRABS jISHwA BY tEH NECK AND STARTS cHOKING HIM.
" bB IM
SORREH I CALL U PAPI IT JUST HAPPEN" Jish WAS tuRNING blUE LIKE sMURF. T mONEH sAW tHAT he wAs bLUE AND waS LEIK "shiettt!!!!!!!! bbY I SORREH 2. i LEIK SMURFS BuT YOU LOOK BETTER wHEN U wERE a bURNT CHICKEN NUGGET." T MONEH lET GO OF JISH AND JISH WAS CRYING.
T Money held Jish in his hands, stroking his floofy hair. "Jish, I love you so much." Jish looked at T Money's beautiful eyeballs. "I love you too, T Money"
and Jish decided he would never call T Money his Papi ever again.
:)
