lexi X sid the science kid
*i cant stop laughing rn omg kill me*
Lexi and Sid were sitting on the couch watching Bill Nye explain about the penises.
"Hey, Lex... what are the penises????" Sid asked look at Lexi with his giant ass eyeballs.
"Uhm....!!!!take ur pants off!!!!!"
"wot! nah man youre crazy" Sid scoffed. uGHHHH women these days 😪😪😪
"lol i was just kidding u perv" Lexi said but she wasnt. once she saw Sid changing in the locker rooms at school and she got so thirsty she went and bought some kool-aid.
"yEAH RIGHT!!!!!" dICK pULLED ouT HIS mASSIvE beAR cOck. "hOW u lIKE mE nOW bETCH!!!!!"
SMEXi wAS cRyING. wHY???? wHY dOEs hE have mAssIVE BEAR COCK??????
"i jUST wANtED a pIXIE Dik!!!!!" SMEXI sAID cHOkIng on A dILdO stUCK IN hEr ThroAT.
"lOL okAY!!!!!!"
Dick took out his magical breadstick and said "abracadabra" and bAm wHAT his penis was tiny like a smol penis should be.
Smexi was still scared though, so she got off the couch and said "bYe dIck it Was nIce meETing you!!!!!"
Dick was heart broken. So he swallowed Smexi's unborn babies.
the end :)
