Phil: Why do you keep ignoring me :(
Dan:I had something to do and I forgot to text you back
Dan: Sorry
Phil: I'll forgive you
Phil: Because your cute ;D
Dan: At least I'm forgiven
Dan: Wait.
Phil: mmm?
Dan: you called me cute.
Phil: no I didn't
Dan: Yes you did
Dan: scroll up
Phil: so I did
Phil: I was only speaking the truth
Dan: Phil?
Phil: Dan.
Dan: can you confirm you not a murder?
Phil: why the hell do you keep bringing up the murder subject??
Dan: I just want to be sure
Phil: I could Skype you to prove it :)
Dan: is that safe??
Phil: do you want to prove I'm a murder or not?
Phil: cause I could be.
Dan: but then if you are a murder you and see my home.
Dan: and track me down.
Dan: and kill me.
Phil: ok if you say.
Dan: Are you mad now?
Phil: mad that my texting buddy won't Skype me because he doesn't trust me?
Phil: nope not at all
Dan: even though text I could here the sarcasm
Dan: I'm sorry
Dan: I'm busy at the moment.
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Whoo I'm updating so much 6 times in a couple days?! I'm mental, how are you liking the series so far?
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Unknown // Phan
FanfictionUnknown: Is this Dan Howell? Dan: Uh yeah, who is this and how did you get my number? Unknown: does it matter? Dan: Yep, because this is my private phone number.
