Third chapter "To lose something"
In front of Dipper stood what he couldn't understand. He sounded like Bill and had the markings of that paranormal dorito but yet it didn't look like him. A rather broad man stood he his golden hair spiked through the sides on the back mostly a black patch of hair. It was unusual, his eyes filtered with yellow and having slit pupils. He dressed fancy for sure having a yellow tail coat having a brick pattern to it. Black pants and shoes with just a little heel to it.
This isn't Bill right?
"No it's me the one and only. Did you miss me? Admit it you missed me?" He spoke. Yeap definitely that evil bastard. "You do remember I read minds right?" Well no I was intending for him to hear me.
"Why are you here? " I asked just as I came back already have to deal with him. Though I wouldn't lie it was somewhat nice hearing him again. Somewhat. "Thanks Pinetree since you shaken my hand i am here by bound not only to be a servant but to make a deal, It's to set boundaries and cannot be broken or else ill go back to stone" He said ugh fuck. Great i just had to let my curiosity take over i need to seriously Get some help for that. "Fine what do you want?" I said ready to hear his side to make mine a bit better than the last time. Ugh i can still feel those forks. "Hmmm well all i really would ask for is for respect since most masters end up being bad. Looking back at human history that is. I don't want to have to deal with that. Also to not let me waste for much of my power most of its gone" he stated his slit pupil looking at me "but i still have some power to kill you" he said smirking. I couldn't help but feel odd and somewhat sweaty. Lord do help me. "Fine all i want is that you keep yourself under control. Hence no killing no hurting others no taking over the world none of that! be civil to the very least as much as you can. I don't want to have deal with any other of your crazy shenanigans." I said i wouldn't mind an adventure but now being an adult i don't think i was that I'm not as flexible or have the greatest reflexes especially having poor eyesight. He put his hand on his chin and nodded sticking out his hand his other hand up showing he wont break it. I sighted what did i do? Stupid dipper you never learn do you. No. Of course not. I reluctantly stuck out my hand to shake his feeling his hand made my heart jump. Not sure of what. Maybe Fear that seemed the most reasonable considering i was literally about to make a deal with the devil.
"Alright Now since my power is mostly gone i should crash at your house right?" he said his voice sounding actually considerate. Was he really thinking i was going to allow that. What would Grunkle stan and ford say? They would never believe me if he did something out of line. And i sure as fuck wasn't planning on sharing a room with him, Mabel and I. "I promise ill be good its just this stupid human body. is so tiring to be in at the moment" I sighted rolling my eyes putting my hands in my pocket puffing out air. "Fine just don't get any ideas ok?" said walking back to the shack him close behind.
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*in the back eating doritos*

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What's The Deal? (Bill X Dipper)
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