What's The Deal? (Bill X Dipper)

Pacify him

Chapter four "shut your triangle trap"

The walk back was rather unnerving knowing that Dipper had none other than Bill Cipher behind him .and Bills constant nagging about human bodies was rather annoying. However arriving at the party was rather more awkward since the girls practically fell at the sight of him except for Mabel who was smiling. "Wow and I thought I was the one who was boy crazy you got a boyfriend already dip dip? " Mabel asked her twin. Dipper only groaned. "No he's just... hmmm an old friend" Dipper half explained. "Yes boyfriend" Bill blurted out causing most people to look over at him and Dipper. Mabel laughed however Dipper only groaned louder. "No this man right here is an old friend that I saved the life of and now he said he would be my servant!"big lie. But they seemed to buy it. Before Dipper smacked Bill's hand."ow what was- " "I thought I said to not get any ideas! " Dipper yelled entering the shack having Bill follow him. "What I'm sorry it's the only thing that came to make sense but~" Bill didn't finish before Dipper smacked him again. "What did I just say?" Dipper said going to his own room as well as Bill. The room was big and had well all the nerd stuff known to man. Some of Fords things were in there as well but Dipper didn't touch those that's why he removed the Carpet out he just didn't want to go through it again.

"Is this were ill also be staying" Bill asked with a hundred more to come. Dipper didn't like that. He could stand Mable but that was only because he's been with her for so long. He looked around and saw a pacifier. IT was of course one of Fords inventions and already having enough of his talking he signaled bill over. Placing the pacifier on him causing him to shut up immediately that thing not only did it not come off but the user could not take it off only the person who put it there. As well as making the person who had it not able to make any noise.

"Ahh piece and quite" he said chuckling At Bill's struggle he took it off anyways Bill half spitting. "Egh- I thought i wanted respect! what was that about?" Bill asked a stern voice on him. Dipper only shrugged placing the pacifier on the counter. " Oh just you were asking to many questions to process at once and i already have to deal with one Mable i don't want to deal with another" Dipper said rolling his eyes. "Shooting star does seem to have a lot of energy still... How do you do it Pine Tree even that is a great mystery to me as well" Bill asked looking at the already sleepy Dipper. He smiled at bill and shrugged. "guess its just family love. Now i don't mind sharing a bed with you , just stay in your side ok?" Dipper almost demanded rolling to his side Bill shrugged he didn't really need sleep but decided to take the offer. Today has been eventful to both of them. Sleep wasn't much of a good thing to either they just couldn't sleep so much.

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*just kind of i dunno

*oh yes lovely