WAH! Thornberry?

WAH! We meet

Nigel POV

I was looking for something... I can't remember what exactly, but I had to find it. I remember... a... A CAVE! Yes, yes. A cave. There was a light at the end end, it was calling my name, "NIGEEEL, NIGEEEL". I walked towards it. I made it to the end of the tunnel, and I saw. There were soft whispers all around me, all saying "Waaaaahhhh". I felt sleepy, I took a nap.

When I awoke, my face was pressed against gravel. I heard the sound of engines all around me. I looked up and I saw a car, it was pink. I saw a lady standing next to it, she was blonde and wearing a pink dress.
"Hey, Poppet," I said
She looked at me, got in her car and ran me over.
I was knocked unconscious.

I woke up, I was in a dark room. I could only make out a man sitting in a chair.
I had never met him before.
He looked at me and said, "I am Waluigi....
And you are my princess."

I looked down and gasped.
I was wearing a red dress!
I felt my head.
I was wearing a crown!

I looked at Waluigi.
He is my king.