*Listening to a Undertale Remix in class*
Stranger: Hey, watcha listening to?
*Starts to sweat nervously*
Sammy: Uhhhhhh... you know... ju-
*Stranger looks at the laptops screen, they then start to back away slowly*
Sammy's Mind: GOD DAMNIT SAMMY, YOU'RE IN GOD DAMN HIGH SCHOOL AND THIS IS WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO? PEOPLE CAN ACTUALLY SEE YOUR FUCKING SCREEN YOU KNOW? IT'S NOT JUST LIKE THEY'RE GOING TO BE ALL COOL ABOUT YOU LISTEN TO A SOUDTRACK FROM A 8-BIT, INDIE VIDEO GAME!! AND IT DOESN'T HELP THAT THERE IS A FUCKING SLENDER MAN LOOKING GUY ON THE SCREEN EITHER SAMMY! YOU NEED TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER AND TRY TO EXPLAIN TO THE STRANGER WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO, AND THAT IT'S ACTUALLY A GOOD GAME... ACTUALLY, I CHANGE MY MIND. YOUR ANXIETY AND SOCIAL AWKWARDNESS WILL NOT HELP THE FACT THEY ALREADY THINK YOU'RE FUCKING WEIRDO. LIKE WHY SADFGKASDFGAKEYGFKAEVFVAEFIEFYGQOUEF.
Sammy: Heh... *Cries in Corner*
~ But did you actually read that whole paragraph...?
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Things Only Undertale Fans Will Understand
HumorHey, Undertale Fans. Here's what to expect from this book: "Big boner down the lane" ☆彡 absolute shit (yes, that was actually in the game... and there's plenty more where that came from :))
