Ham: *walks in with fnaf slap bracelets* YO YO YO CHECK IT OUT!
all Ham's friends: OOOOOHHH LET ME GET ONE!
Ham: FUCK NO
Jefferson: WATCH YER PROFANITY!
Ham: stfu
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Laurens: Let me get a bracelet!
Ham: no.
Laurens: but you said i could have one yesterdaAAAY!
Ham: sorry bae, But no.
Laurens: WHYYYY!!!
Ham: cuz washington gave em to me.
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Ham: *singing* ANNNND IIIIIIIIIII WILLL ALWAYYSS LLOOOOOVVVVVE YYYYYOOOOOOUUU
Laurens: God damn you can't sing!
Ham: FUCK YOU
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