Ham vs Ham #1

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Laurens leaves Hamilton and AngryHamSandwhich at home.

Laurens: alright guys don't kill eatchother while im gone.
Hamilton: its a turtle Laurens. Its not like im jealous or anything [BAKA]
AS(AngryHamSandwhich): *turtle noise*
Laurens: ok bye now. *leaves*
Hamilton: ok. Now listen you little shit. John is mine and mine only. So you better back up, or we'll have problems with eatchother.
AHS: bitch I will murder you in your sleep, fucki with me if you want watch you'll be dead where you stand.
Ham: o-o. You win this time.
AHS: yeah. that's what I thought bitch.

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